In case you aren't already aware, I spend very little time at home in Aspen, CO. So, I try to make every day count....
Sunday at Highlands definitely counted.
The day began as most days on the mountain do, with a lot of procrastinating. Teal (my hot roommate), Martin (the rock star living in my room) and I spent the first half of the morning sleeping in, dilly dallying and eventually packing up the car. Teal made the coffee and I made the eggs. Finally in the car but with many stops to make along the way. First we had to pick up Steve, then the freshly tuned gear - courtesy of Martin and the cool guys at Performance Ski. Finally on the mountain at Highlands around noon thirty with the sun shining bright.
It was a typical day in Aspen, same old stunning views, same old sunny skies, same old warm temperatures, same old perfect Aspen snow. This part of the story is all very boring. It gets good after the last run of the day, after Teal and I put our gear in the car and begin our apres celebrations. The fun comes about the same time as the dare.
First, some necessary information. Sunday was the unofficial closing of Aspen Highlands. The closing date has been extended, but a party was already planned for the original closing day. So, Aspen partied. At the bottom of the mountain a ten foot pool of ice water had been constructed and skiers and snowboarders alike were finishing their runs by skiing across the pond (the snowboarders were a little less successful than the skiers). Everyone was decked out in flashy costumes to celebrate and trying to make the most memorable final run of the season.
The dare. While drinking and laughing at all the the revelers, a group of our friends begins joking about Teal and me skiing down together, going across the pond holding hands and doing this completely nude. The joke quickly escalated without any provocation from Teal or myself and was eventually proposed as a dare. You should know me well enough to know if it's a dare, I'm doing it. Luckily, our gear had been safely locked in the car an hour earlier. But we don't hang out with push overs no no, Steve quickly acquired the keys and he and mark were off to fetch everything we needed, meaning our boots and board/skis. The realisation began to set in that I was about to ski naked and eventually go skinny dipping (I had not yet successfully crossed the pond) in front of all of Aspen, CO.
I'll take a moment to let you know, I snowboard on the DL, my boss doesn't like to know about it.
My heart either stopped or went double time, I'm not sure, I lost all awareness of my body, and of course began drinking double time. Steve seemed to be gone for hours, but eventually he did return and with all the gear necessary, boots a snowboard and skis. We partially stripped and began hiking up the hill. A fifteen minute hike interrupted by intermittent cheers of excitement from an expectant crowd. At the top of the run we looked down to discover the ice water had dropped about 3 feet making for a very difficult situation. There would be no water skiing. We would either have to jump the entire ten foot pool or hit the first jump and drop down directly into the pool. We accepted our fate (neither one of us being accomplished enough to even imagine clearing the gap) and we mad our plan for stripping and jumping. The crowd went wild as we removed our final layer. Upper torsos exposed, we unbuckled our pants ready for a fast drop. Teal had planned to strip her bra as I dropped the boxers about 20 feet from the jump and then we would grab hands and jump. We took off down the hill, cris-crossing and gaining speed. I cam in for my last turn. Hands around the waist of my drawers. Teal crossed her arms hands on her bra. Then she moved her hands. Her bra was still there. The jump was close. I panicked. Hands in the air and.... we landed. A foot (maybe two or three) from the end of the pool. We were soaked in ice water, half dressed and the crowd loved it. After struggling to free ourselves form our gear we stood knee high in an almost frozen pond to relish in the applause and drunken admiration of our adoring fans. Finally, the lifeguard threw us a float and we climbed to land. We were the final two skiers down for the day, the unofficial closing of Highlands. We entered the bar as King and Queen and drank like two people who had just been rescued from a deserted island in the Caribbean.
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